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Soooo hoows it going tumblr? I know its been a while but i have been suuuper busy what with travelling to canada and all. And all that other buisness that i rather not get into with you. I hope you can forgive me? Heres a little drawing just so you know i havn’t forgotton about you and i promise i will make it up to you with some more lovely things soon. much love.

aha i forgot jim was called kyle to start with looking back at my first notes. well thats development for you (or just forgetting the name you called him in the first place and calling something different)

In 1935 Romanian authorities banned Mickey Mouse films from cinemas after they feared that children would be “scared to see a ten-foot mouse in the movie theatre”

so i did finish the storyboard on thurs morning (around 4) and collected them from the printers today. But tests is another thing i am absolutly fudged with tests. As i only came up with the modified version of train roulette on monday i have no tests that are relevant. what the hell am i going todo ??? ps. i will post a storyboard frame shortly

sooo panicking a little bit about finishing for monday. Why arnt printing places open at the weekends? and im going a little mad , ive created a new character for my travel roulette film and ive started having full conversations with him. Furthermore why is the word tyre not recognised as exsisting in word? stress stress stress.

did you know the town with the longest name in the world is a town in wales called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch which translates as ‘St Mary’s Church in the hollow of the white hazel near to the rapid whirlpool of llantysilio of the red cave’

This is an updated more complicated version of train roulette using additional transport and chance items

Right so i just got me new phone the samsung galaxy sII (felt really guilty when steve jobs died) and i was checking out the voice recognition on a translation app. So me my girlfriend were talking into it to see how good it was (as you do). My girlfriend said something like “wake me up in an hour” which the state of the art phone interpruted as “Wake me up. I think theres some lemons” Ah the joy of technology might be a good title for  a film idea though.

Heres a thing if you want to go on a trip but you dont know where to go also might be the basis to my new film.

You go to a big station with 6 platforms or more in this case it was guildford.

You roll a dice. The number it shows is the number platform you go to. In this case 2.

You roll the dice again. the number it shows is the number of stations away you get off at. In this case i think it was 4 and we ended up at effingham junction.

The beauty of this game is that you could endup anywhere within the stations limits. So if you have a few days and some money to blow try going to st Pancras or king cross and you could end up in europe.

Also this game can be very hit and miss as you can end up somewhere like effingham junction which there is nothing apart from a little shop but we walked to the village of horsley which actually had some shops and a bakery to eat something at. ( which i was thankfull for) (nice sasuage roll). So try it and let me know where you end up. And for god sake take some pictures.

so of course he who shal not be named didnt like any of my ideas and started suggesting things like sand animation?*C*

Good recording session with ludo yesterday. Got idea 2. Stan the most annoying kid you will ever meet. nice bowtie though. Ludo has been doing this voice for years and given me permission to animate him. i’m hopefull with this. Will put up the recording later maybe with a lil bit of animation to go with it

alas sue did not like superheart but her critisism i felt was quite constructive so i have not been detered. i will work on other ideas and  superheart and get back to you.anything could happen.  slightly sad / puzzled face.

Apoligies for the vageness of some of it. its supposed to be a narrative. Also sort supposed to be written in the smae style as the first one (child like)

Superheart and the Lack of Creativity

One day Superheart was flying around like superheroes do when all of sudden a massive plane appeared out of nowhere and he nearly crashed into it. The plane had the symbol of the dark avenger on it so Superheart decided to follow it.  The plane was going way over the speed of sound and it was hard for Superheart to keep up. He was trying with all his might to keep up with the plane but eventually he had to give up. Luckily just before he had to stop he threw an invisible tracking device onto the plane and set down on the nearest island he could find. He had an iced coffee and thought things over. After the coffee giving him a brain freeze he radioed star boy and told he had planted a tracker on the plane. “I’ll just get to the control room,” said star boy.  “ You should be there the whole time,” said Superheart. “I’m just out getting lunch”. Where in fact he was playing a round of golf with Carman the half human half fish that he had a bit of a crush on. When star boy had got to the control room and Superheart had had his twelfth coffee and was a little bit buzzed star boy found something a little bit odd. “The plane has been tracked to 100 miles south west of the African continent and 50,000 feet up!” “What!?” exclaimed Superheart. “It looks like the plane just stops in midair “ sb. “the trackers still active?” “ Yes. It looks like it just hanging there over the ocean” said star boy “Alright get to the hanger and start up the jet, I’ll radio moon man” commanded Superheart. “Yes sir!!” shouted star boy.

“This is moon man, go ahead,” said moon man over the radio. “Get over to the hanger as soon as you can. We’re going on a mission to investigate the disappearance of a dark avenger aeroplane,” said Superheart. “Okay doke” said moon man. “I’ll be there right away” Eventually moon man turned up at the hanger and got into the cockpit. “What took you so long?” asked star boy peevedly. “Traffic” replied moon man.  As even though moon man had the ability to float he could not exactly fly as when he turned on his power it was as if he was stuck in jelly. “Traffic my shiny star points,” said star boy “lets go!” By the time they had started to set off Superheart was nearing the coordinates where the plane had disappeared. “Where the cheese sandwich biscuits are they?” thought Superheart. He tried to use his radio but something was jamming the signal.  He then saw something glimmering in the sky. As he got closer he realised it was giant sky ship and on top there were several dark avenger airplanes. On the side of the sky ship it read DASS7. Which could only stand for ‘Dark Avenger Sky Ship 7’ Superheart landed on the flight deck of the sky ship. There were no guards on the deck and every door he came across was shut tight. Although Superheart had super strength he was not as strong as he used to be (due to his recent alcohol abuse) but he thought he’d give it a try. With all his might be grabbed and pulled the door open just enough so he could pass through. Once he was inside Superheart walked around the corridor ‘they should really have signs” he thought. “I have no idea what I’m looking for”. He peered round the first corner he got to. There was a python guard standing there. Superheart walked up behind him. He took out his miss-identity spray, which tricks the person you spray it with into thinking that you’re the person you say you are. Superheart reached around the front of the python guard and sprayed it in the eyes. After recovering he looked confusingly at Superheart. “Look sharp officer!” shouted Superheart. “Who are you?” asked the guard “I am a dark avenger inspector here to check up on the progress of this facility” “Oh of course sir. Apologies” said the guard. “Would you like to show me around so I can inspect the vessel?” asked Superheart.  “I have to stay here at my post sir I can get my captain to show you around?” said the python guard. ‘No its fine I’ll show myself around…. Actually could you tell me in which direction the bridge is please?” Superheart asked. The guard looked blankly at Superheart and then said “We all due respect sir shouldn’t you know where that is?” “I am testing your provisionally private! Now answer me!” shouted Superheart. “Terribly sorry sir. If you up to deck 11 and then take the elevator up to the bridge on the far side of the deck. And there are maps on the monitors throughout the ship. “Thank you very much” Superheart told the guard. He walked down the corridor and then went to the nearest monitor. There were detailed layouts of the almost every deck apart from decks 4, 5 and 6 where there was just a big blank space. He decided that’s what the first thing he would check out.

Superheart got into the elevator and pressed deck 6 immediately a display came up on the screen above the floor numbers ‘Enter access code’. “Hmmm” thought Superheart. “Security inside a dark avenger ship. Obviously what ever it is that’s in there they don’t want anyone to find out not even their own people”. Superheart looked inside the elevator and noticed an access panel on the floor. There was no lever just a square panel. He decided to use his super strength again. He kicked the panel several times until it fell through the lift shaft.

Superheart climbed through the hatch and slid down the lift cable until he came to the door marked 6. He pulled open the door and found himself in a corridor with long glass windows to one side.  He couldn’t believe his eyes he saw giant robot arms placing some type of toxin into small plane like craft. “What the hyperactive badger cubs are they doing?”  he thought. He went to the control panel along the corridor it said  ‘ss7 80% loaded. Target: Bristol, United Kingdom. Super heart was confused on why such a randomly selected target. Superheart looked up the other targets for the other sky ships. New Orleans, Seattle, Los Angeles, Amsterdam, Edinburgh, Vancouver, Malmo Sweden, Taipei and Copenhagen. Superheart could not work out why these cities were targets some were financial or political hubs but some cities were just plain random.

He noticed a worker at another control panel below him so he decided to go have a gander. He went down the stairs at the end of the corridor. He used a heartbeat to knock the worker out. He looked at the control panel he was using. There was a schematic of a human brain with the right side selected in red. The screen was showing the words ‘gas strain perfected’. Superheart pressed the word and a larger explanation appeared. ‘Will render any human who uses 51% or more of the right side of their brain unconscious. Will result in fatal brain aneurism within one hour of inhaling’. “Holy man-size Tissues!!!” exclaimed Superheart. “I need to stop this. Suddenly the ship alarm went off. “Red alert Unidentified aircraft approaching” the intercom shouted. “Kkkkkkkkkkk……. Superheart can kkkk read me,” said a very muffled star boy over the radio. “This is Superheart why the flying fish fingers have you not turned on the stealth system?” shouted Superheart. “Stealth system?” Superheart slapped his head in disbelief. “Just place one of the bombs on the deck and I’ll configure the ships system so it does maximum damage. Superheart climbed back up thee lift shaft back to the lift and took the lift all the way to the top deck. When he was running down the corridor he noticed that the screens were showing Thorn Head petal heads equally evil brother and one of the dark avengers top minions shouting at everyone to tell them to shoot the plane down. “I’ve got to take him down,” thought Superheart. Superheart got on deck and gun batteries were going off everywhere. Luckily even though star boy was pretty forgetful he was quite a good pilot and the fibrajet was still intact. “Drop it,” shouted Superheart. The bomb dropped with moon man with it cushioning its landing with his float power. ‘I saw the transmission from thorn head” shouted moon man. “I’ll do this you go get him. “ ”Starboy!!” radioed Superheart. “Fire the missile at the bridge” He fired it and hit the bridge. Superheart flew on to the bridge and tried to punch thorn head. “OW a splinter!!” shouted Superheart. “MWAHAHA. You will never defeat dark avengers army,” shouted thorn head above the noise of the flames that were setting him alight. “AGGGGHHH!” he screamed and ran out of the broken window crashing to the deck below. “Well that was a piece of sweet potato pie,” thought Superheart as all the bridge crew were on the fire as well.  “I want to use his body,” he thought. He went down to the sea below and swallowed some water and spat it all over the body of thorn head. “Are you ready?” he shouted to moon “yes Heart!” shouted moon man resipiently. “Lets go”. He grabbed thorn head and then moons man and flew onto the fibrajet. Moon man detonated the bomb and it took the sky ship into the sea. “You in?” shouted star boy over the intercom. “Yup“ shouted moon man “Superheart I have been intercepting all the transmissions before the ship was destroyed I think we can probably send them a transmission”. They got back to the heartlair and configured their transmitter so it would trick the other sky ships and sat thorn head body on a chair and sent a transmission to all the sky to stand down and they did. They all celebrated with a glass of sherry before bed. Even though the world was saved for now the dark avenger was still out there. END FOR NOW

right superman the movie poster. The one when hes flying up and below him it says “Superman The movie” I want that font!!! Help. I suppose ill have to draw it. or if you know how to make a font easily let me know